Translation Part 2/2

--Break, Man on phone--
M: Hey (ed:friend's name (Fr)), it's (ed:man's name). Just wondering if you can come help us, because I'm just got a new camera, and I'm wondering if you could come over and help my hold it? Me and the girlfriend are doing some freaky stuff. So you think you could come over and--
W *starts spanking M*
M: Oh, baby, yeah, that's good. *into phone* So I'll see you in about fifteen minutes? Awesome, see you. *to girlfriend* He's on his way.
W: What'll we do for so long?
M: Mmm... Wanna suck my dick a little longer?
--Break--
M *looking into camera*: (Fr), film me. Down here, down here.
W: Aww, baby, c'mon, not in front of the neighbours.
M: Why not? It's going fine.
W: Now what?
M *to Fr* You getting everything?
W: Hey.
M: What's up? Does it bother you? *to Fr* Looks naughty? Huh? Does it?
Fr: Yep.
--Fr almost knocks something over on the kitchen table--
M: Watch out, (Fr)
M: So hot. SO hot. [God]. Honey, look at my face.
--Break--
M: Putting it in now.
W: Does he have to get so close?
M: Oh yeah. *to Fr* Doesn't it look good? *back to W* God, you've got a great pussy.
--Break--
W: Ooh, he's behind you.
M: Oh yeah? So he is. Let's move your leg a bit so we can see.
--Break to doggy--
W: Oh yeah (ed: repeatedly :D)
M: *to Fr* Getting everything?
Fr: Mm-hmm.
W: *in between moans* Is he still here?
M: Yeah, he's still here
W: Ah, it's so good, honey... it's better than cooking! (laughs)
W: Aww, I wanna sit on your dick soon, baby.
M: Oh yeah?
W: You hard dick... (pause) Baby, I'm coming
M: Go ahead, baby.
W *orgasms* M *pulls out*
W: Oh, geez, baby.
--W smiles and waves and blows kisses to Fr--
W: You think he's filming this?
M: Certainly hope so.
--M cums--
W: Good thing we brought (Fr)
M: Oh yeah. *to Fr* Did you get everything?
W: All right, enough already...
M: Sorry, can't get enough of you.
W: Ah, c'mon, I'm sure (Fr) needs to go home as well.
M: 'Course, at some point.
W: Gotta make food, honey.
M: Okay, fine, you can make food for all three of us.
W: Yes, that's fine, now get out, both of you, I need to make food and get some clothes on, go on, get out!
M: Yes, yes, all right...

Translation:
Ed's Note: I've changed some Danish expressions into their equivalent English ones, cuz goddamn if you were expecting a cultural explanation after every fucking line.

Man (M): Hi, honey.
Woman (W): Mmm?
M: Wanna check out what I bought?
W: Yeah, yeah. Was just wondering if we should eat beef or if we should try this other (Ed: fuck you, I'm no cook) meal instead.
M: C'mon, honey, check out this thing I bought.
W: Yeah, that's great but do you think it should be that other meal...
M: Yeah, that sounds great if you'd just look here for one second.
--Pause--
M: What's it gonna take to make you take your shirt off?
W: I'm not taking my shirt off.
M: C'mon...
W *shakes head*
M: Come on...
W: We could eat this other thing instead?
M: No, I think we should eat that other thing mentioned earlier. (Ed: He actually says "other thing," it's not just me.)
W: And what was it I said?
M: That it was something with meat (Ed: again, the guy)
W *removes glasses*
W: You're not paying attention at all, are you?
M: Nope.
W *pinching the bridge of her nose*
W: You're impossible. God, men.
M: So it's all right?
W: Okay. As long as you go away after.
M: Promise.