those sound effects...

weird shit like

ooo this is really hot

This is amazing hot!

my dick is soo confused.

LOL :D

lol by far one of the coolest fighting scenes out there

Wow thats pretty old, i remember i had this long ago.

lmfao awesom

I remember when I did the Invincible wheel. Though on the back tho, but so worth it!

love the sound effects! haha

HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN. LOL

hahahaha dats da shit ryt der lmao

the japanese movie is called kunoichi, its crazy, lightning from nipples, a girl tkes an attack in her vagina and spits it back double. nutty stuff.

walao....sohai dao

are u fuckin kidding me that clip is funny as hell

0:34 made me lawl

Glad i didnt play in that movie, i'd look straight stupid tryin to have sex with a girl with thise moves

Don't angry please! this movie is make a big joke with anybody.it's very very old film .

i have problem:why i can't speak chinese in this website?

omg !! this was the best clip i've ever seen..

5/5

this movie was filmed in the 90s...it was from some HK 3 rated movie...

hilarious though....

this shyt was retarded, i mean that in a good way XD

This is a scene from Chinese Torture Chamber Story...the movie has a lot more crazier shit than this

WTF! That was the best thing I have seen in a long time.

mow that was sum funny shit!!!!!!!!! thxs 4 it

that was fucking funny, but who made it?

hahahahahaha max power watches porn on SBS

you have to be aussie to get it

i think we have established its not from CTHD...

wtf?
still.... wish i could do that

I dont know what this is really called as i saw it about 10 years b4 crouching tiger on SBS (australian channel)

actually, its called "crouching woman, hidden penis"

i got wood

A very old clip but wouldn't hurt to watch it again after a very long time...

This has almost nothing to do with crouching tiger hidden drago, other than the fact that they're both similar styles or whatever

lmao thats some funny

But who won the fight?

i mastered the invincible wheel

wtf!

where the fuck what the fuck that was great

haha the wonder screw was the tits.

yay! now who says the Japs are crazy...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

retarded

i'd hit that...multiple times...wire work or no

thatwas the funyet thingi ever seen lmfao

ouch, how sore wud they b aftr tht!!!

That was fucking hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright Alright, I Admit It, I Invented The Wonder Screw...

LOL

5/5 That Was Funny As Hell..

invincible wheel was AWE-SOOOME

That was amazing... Where can i find their dojo? I wouldn't mind learning that.

that's probably mainstream porn, too

K-O : Killer Orgasm

^^ go fuck yourself ddsclub - you should be banned from this site - who gives a shit about the stupid site you always write

lol that so stupid its actuallyy hallarious
asian cinema comes out with some wierd but halarious things
5/5

no shit o.o..i really do wonder how they come up with these things lol

wow just wow

this is the funniest thing i ever saw in my life. its killing me. aaaaaaaa. lolololo

ROFL...

uh.i dont- what?

Yes very hot chick. very strange scene though.

The chick was hot, for some reason it was a turn on when he was screwing her on the tree. She was one of very few hot asian girls, porn level... Actually chinese girls are very hot compared to japanese. Bleh there's allways very few hot girls from any nationality.

strange

it's fake of course.

funny... hot... what could be better?

Haha at least its porn with a decent plot line thats funny, unlike some stuff that exists in this world that come from the west.

am chinese yet still this is stupid. this will take the whole damn house down.

What. The. Fuck. Lol, intense fantasy though..

That's weird.

interesting....Im so happy to be a lesbian

he was yucky, but she was pretty.

Fucking clasic man! I give it a A+.

wtf, i want all the moves especially the invincible wheel, but its kinda impossible to do

That definatly brings new meaning to "Fuck Me fucken dead"
She Has Great tits though . but a horrible face. i guess ill just have to get the brown paper bag out

Man, that would be fun as hell!

i like invisible mouth

LOL that's hilarious!!

holy shit that's some serious ramming

30bottles of beer+viagra+hot sex= ejaculation

not even cool.

Its just cool.

wtf???????????????????????''

LOL!!! that's fucked up.

girl has full bush, yum yum

OMFG THAT WAS FUNNY!!! HE STARTED SPINNING!!!! LMAO

Ejaculation!!!! That's hilarious!

Lol that there is some funny ass shit lol

I think we all know who won that fight!

HAHAHAHA "Invincible Wheel"
I would watch porn all day if they were like this

Wow, they spent alot of money on what pretty much is a porno

It's old erotic movie what do you expect???
Still funny

its okay... pretty good...

Man, damn, ima go to the country that made this movie and fight each of all the girls there. They might, u know, give me an "ORAL ATTACK". The spinning wheel is odd to look at. Still this movie clip is funny as hell.

Think George Lucas is mad they used his phaser sound effects? hehe. Fucking hillarious movie clip. I got a good laugh at it shit.

ROFL I love the sound effects.

that was swet i want to do that lol

whoever the fuck thought this was crouching tiger never even saw it ...stupid fucks

what a waste of time

FINISH HER

FATALITY:Ejaculation

Wang Chung Wins

LMFAO WTF thats hilarious

HAHAHHAH!!! CLASSIC!

WOW! hillarious! hahahha!

This certainly isnt Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Its one of the budget x-rated movie created in Hong Kong during the early 90's..Itz lame but interesting at the same time..enjoy..

I just cant find the words...........................................

WOWOWOWOWOWOWWWW....

LOL

PORN AND KUNG FU

WHAT COULD BE BETTER....

STOP!!! YOURE KILLING HER..
LOL

ROFL WTF

who here wanked over that?

I'm in awe of that man.

okay, definitely chinese ok!!! i dun wanna hear any japan japan. that guy is a famous chinese actor.. (r a bit notorious). DEFINITELY CHINESE.. i watched his other movie also sumthin like this.

Technically not a repost but a much longer and better quality version has been posted:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/
8900/Spaced_Out_Kung_Fu_Sex_Scene_Full_Version_Better_Quality.html

^^ Had to put a line break between "articles/" and "8900/" because it was stretching the page.^^

hahahha i saw this movie..omg almost died LOL

Chinese Ghost Story 3?

the invincible wheel was the funniest part!!!!!!

Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina

that is fn hilarious

This is the story of the movie:

A long, long time ago in China there live several demons near a country village. These demons come out at night and, in the disguise of human females, they terrorize the citizens of the country village - especially the male population. They terrorize them by fucking the men to death! The women of the village are so left without the men and slowly, the population begins to die out. Along came a travelling wizard who promise the chief of the village to save his people from these evil demons. But the wizard soon realised that no sword or any man-made weapons can kill these evil demons, and so, he was raped hardcore by one of these demons in the disguise of human females.

However, the wizard survived, for he have now discover that he also possesses a special power. For some reason, the wizard can hold his ejaculation off for a 'very long' time, more longer than the demon's orgasm. While being fucked hardcore for the first time by one of these demons (in the disguise of a human female of course), the demon suddenly had an orgasm and she died, leaving the wizard to go - WTF?!

And so, the wizard then went on and fuck each and everyone of the remaining demons to orgasm level until they die. The End. Very predictable ending.

she is hot

Thats awsome.

Why can't i find a chick to fuck like that?

Gan Ni Ne

LMFAO!!! Thats greatness!!

HAHAHA i dont know where to begin. it was just so random and odd, well nice tits, wonder screw, best attack. i liked his pony tail too if anyone noticed that, and his ejaculation lmfao it was great how it rained sparks down from the tree it hit... sigh.. azns.... xD

-edit-
Great sfx too xD

LOL!!

2 words.......


Fucked........Up.....

i fuck like that all the time hahaha funny sound effects

what the hell?

LOL i've seen that somewhere before just dont remember where >_>

LOL THAT WAS FUNNY THO AND IT KINDA LOOKS FUN! LOL JK! XD

dude that movie was in cantonese/mandarin... thus it was chinese, not japanese :P

aZn priDe :)

fine ass chick. that could be me......i want the [ejaculation]....I WANT THAT!!!

proud to be asian!

wow love the sound fx

im fucking loveing the asian shit...DAM I LOVE THEM ASIAN GIRLS!

haha thats hilarious

HA! Gotta love those cheesy porns. Those first couple sound effects kinda confuse me... And I am so gonna go try that Invincible Wheel one.

Yeah, beware of the Oral Attack.

XD

Agree w/caustic.. But it has to last long.....

Wow.. thats gotta be the funniest porn ive ever seen lol.. i have no idea what would provoke people to make such a video haha

As the others said- this is not Crouching Tiger. Don't make assumptions just because of he kung fu, dipshits.

I found what movie this is really from
Chinese Torture Chamber
it's a borderline porn movie as you can plainly see

yeah that was funny.

Must have hurt his dick :)

hahaha "Invincible wheel", "wonderful screw". Shaolin Style!!!

LOL! what the hell is wrong with these people..well, atleast they make me laugh

The sound effects were hillarious.

rough sex is great isn't it?

"WONDER SCREW!" lol

Thats old

Hahaha no mater how many times I see this I always chuckle. :D

I loved the sound effects, hahhaa

I've seen a slightly wackier movie than that. That was a jap movie called Lady Ninja (in English obviously, dont know the original jap title). The 'good' guys were a small sisterhood of female ninjas that use sex to beat evil (all composed of men). Very funny movie, way funnier than this vid. But that was apparently the last part to a series, this might be a scene from the previous parts...

I believe (since the video itself was released before the movie) after the movie was released, it circulated with the "appropiate" ;) title, "Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina".....

lmao what the fuck? it's funny as hell though.

This is not Crouching Tiger you mofo, but it's awesome anyway :)

That was the funniest shit ever

who...............the................fuck.............made this...................anybody know? it's just too fuckin weird.

that asian bitch is fine like a motha fucka too.