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This chair does all the work for you! No work required!
I would LOVE to suck a dick that damn biggggg!!!!!!
perfect chair for the paraplegic.
21 st century Kamasutra
I need one of these for my dog.
HAHAHAHA omg omg omg those japanese are genius
sex for the lazy
no seat belt?
lol.. i never thought that technology got this far.. wahahaha
Helping fat people have sex is their slogan
lmao crazy japanese... ok if ure fckin knakrd frm a day at wrk i spose
come on, you are tellin me a guy is gonna have enough blood in his brain to reach down and speed or slow down the stupid thing when he is that close to cumming that he is just bangin away???Yeah RIGHT!
fucking with speed control.
fuck that i prefer the old fashion way, bring that bitch let me bang her like a nailhead
lol ya i agree, screw the chair. where's the fun in thrustin?
SCREW THAT CHAIR LAY HER OVER THE BED AND DRILL HER PUSSY
And it all fits neatly under your bed.... ?!
its pretty sad there an old culture and still dont know how to root
No three seaters? >:D
repost...this is prolly one of the first vids i ever saw on spiked humor back in november.
perfect just what i need after me and the lady are both tired after work but are sexed up for eachother
LOL gotta love them asians.
I guess it beats waiting for the washing machines spin cycle!
How lazy can you get?
you have way too much time when you invent a chair....that has sex for you!!!
oh man, the oral elevator position just blew my fu%#$ng mind.
Hope i have not one of these at home.
so lazy. . .
but yea. . wow. . .
japanese people are so creative. . .dude they think of everything
talk about lazy people. and how !@#$ tehy are
WOOWW!! that is super lazy. It must be for fat people. At least now the fat asses of the world can have sloppy sex without all the struggle and work. Thanks JAPAN!!!
Japs sure are lazy
That is what we called Japanese Creativity...
And I though us Americans were lazy!!! Holy SHIT! I can just pictue it: "Babe, lets go screw around in the park! Just help me lift this 450lb chair into the back of my pickup truck... " Hmmmm... yeah. that'll win her over for sure!
lol....i have to get one of those.....lol
U r gona get so fat after using that chair...lol
and yeah good for fat ppl who couldn't walk
wow, and i thought us americans were lazy.
i wanna fuck all japanese chicks. they are hot and tight.
invented in japan, but you know it sells best in the states to us lazy americans who would rather buy pills to get skinny rather than eat right and exercise.
It takes the Hot snd Sweaty out of sex
if it comes in pieces would probably be too tired after having to build it to even use it
HelGen-X...........you don't know what the hell you are talking about. Japan is one of the most sexually liberated countries in the world. Not only that but, they are horny as hell. The men are Kinky and the women will do ANYTHING. If you can't get laid in Japan you are a complete genetic reject.
Now....on to the video. Where do I place my order?
Ha... now fatties can have sex without breaking a sweat!
Japan - Most sexually oppressed country in the world. I been there, I know personally. (I still love that country though.)
Well if it doesn't do the parabolic upside down rotative lumberjack sex position what good is it for?
How much and where can I get one? Is financing being offered? My credit is ok... i think?
haha crazy lazy japs, they're funny, love em to death tho, that chair wont work wit us black people tho, my dick is to long for that, i gotta get longer strokes
i WANNA GET 1. hahahahah
That's fucking absurd.
LOL! wow they are lazy and i wonder how much that chair would cost
The people who understood at least some of the Japanese are sure laughing theyr asses a little bit more. Its an infomercial, the way theyre trying to sell it to you is hilarious...
NOW YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG... NO SWEAT REQUIRED
thats just kinda lazy nd tacky
Does the girl come with the chair?
It would be a cooler chair if it made me a sandwich too.
Why they have always the better toys? ='(
Its like an ejection-oopps sorry-
Gotta love that music,
They should put them in the train stations next to the underpants vending machines
does it come with an attachment for getting head??? lol
lol asians have small dicks ,
The people who are the target market for this stupid chair can't even find there genitalia.
HAHAHA man thats the funniest thing ive ever seen
Man, that's just seriously fucking laziness there.
id rather just fuck. that shit is gay.
wow, could the world get any more lazy?
btw, sex would not be fun becuase you just might as well replace yourself with a dildo
ROFL 5/5 For the music at the end.
lazy ass motherfuckers!
...for people who can't really be bothered
What.. u mean i have to press them buttons to have sex!!!? Thats asking for too much!! hahahaha.... btw i love japanese smut
These the new power ranger zoids?
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH fuckin lazy ass asians
It looks like its two chairs hooked together, this raises a couple questions...
Can you hook more of them together? Possibly an orgy mode, or at least a threesome mode.
If you can, how many can you hook together?
Does it form a giant sex robot if you hook enough of them together?
lol, i would laugh my ass off if they had a "tellsell" commercial like that over here
I'll take 4!!
What an invention?!
THATS A SWEET ASS CHAIR
THAT JUST TAKES A:: THE FUN OUT OF IT!
^Fucking lazy apparently. Do they have the " I'M GONNA CUM/BLOW/EXPLODE/CREAM THE SHIT OF YOUR TIGHT PUSSY!!!"? lol
HOW 'FUCKING' LAZY CAN U BE?
would be useful. so much effort usually :P
Wow. That girl is Hot! Her voice is cute too. Me n my gf would probably brake it tho
just great X_X
Wow, seriously. Only the japanese could think of such a thing.
"This isn't really intended for home use. It's basically a love hotel accessory."
Would you really want to use one that you know hundreds of other people have used? The toilet in hotels is bad enough.
fucking lazy thats all
not only do they have little penises but they need a machine to help them do the job?
u gota be joking that is just gay, why in the hell would u want a chair to slam for, ppl are getting too lazy to have sex were the hell is this world going
JAY PAN RULEZ!!!...i got a chair on lay-away
Bow Chick Bow Wow!!!
who's gonna pay attention to da controls?
"WAIT! lemme set it faster!"
plus wut if yu make a mess on it? xD
its hard enough taking it out.. and plugging it in..and climbing on it..might as well go on da bed nd BAM! its done >_>
i'll take two!
I guess the japanese don't really do any market research before developing new inventions
Leave it to the Japanese to invent a machine for EVERYTHING!
what the frak
Dude their takin all the fun out of sex
now all we have to do is invent a way to beat the bitch down wit the least amout of effort an were set fo life,lol,jk thats harsh
Its the new revolution (Wii) controller..
^ Now if we could just find a way to wire those buttons to a Console such as the '360, it would be perfect!
I think that kinda takes the fun and imagination, out of sex though. I mean it isnt even sex, its just pushing buttons.
Wow and i thought they couldnt get any stranger. What wacky contrapion will they come up with next? These will probably hit North America in 20 years and then they will sell millions. Fun for the whole family!
hahahahhaha...wait for it.....
Great... Forgotten stole my ava ... now I have to change it. -___-
all i can say is...ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!...iam tire of thrusting my hips like a sucker to have sex, i mean...thats what animals do....we are human. human use tools. gg
its good for handicaps, you know those who cant use their legs and stuff lol
it had to have been thought of by a german man first.. i mean common. =)
Now, see, I think that's a nifty idea...
Lazy phuks! I just wanna know if that thing comes with a service contract...
hey! that was my sister!
...so like, what if the controls hey-wire while ur doing the nasty, and like all of a sudden u go lighting speed, and ur cock is so big u go right thru her? can u be convicted of murder? Thats like some hardcore shit, and what about a bukake machine..maybe they should invite something to help them bukake better, such as spray guns where they shoot rounds and rounds of jeez, thats crazy shit.
You know you rarely see fat japanese people but they have all these conviences. WTF?
damn... what are they going to invent next, something that chews food for us?
This isn't really intended for home use. It's basically a love hotel accessory. Also, I think it's more for old people and physically disabled rather than lazy people.
uhmm.. where's the beer holder?
I'm not sure whether to love or hate this.. probably a bit of both. At any rate, i'll need to give it a little test-drive first.
No but seriously, all you need is one shaped like a regular desk and chair, doggy style format, you put your laptop up there, your wife under it.. i mean it's perfect. Fucking and working at the same time, no longer will you have to worry about those annoying back or muscle aches.
Its great and all, but its oging to hard to hide when company come over
You have got to be fucking with me! You're telling me it's the JAPANESE who fucking figure out a lazy way to have sex?!? God damn. You'd think the americans would be the ones to figure out how to have sex with the least amount of effort but no it's the Japanese. And what they hell, people say the intimacy is being taken out of sex, when it's the fucking chair grinding you into each other. Now someone explain what happens in the oral sex positions, is there little extensions(no pun intended) that reach out and guide the tongue or head to make sure things are done right? I don't think so. "So how does this work?" "Oh just stick your tongue in there and the machine does all the work" "Oh okay" God. . .would probably be cheaper just to have them both sit on an old washing machine, you know the kind, that basically moves ten feet every time a load of laundry is done.
to much time on their hands to satisfy them.( lazy)
thats fucked up
Its not like a dentist chair its like...like a Gynecologist chair :D
these chair probably help 70 year old guys doing their 20 year old wives.
God i want that chair! lol.
i just financed one of those units, 5 years to pay it off
No wonder the xbox 360 came out so late...
not the chair.
so.....where would i put it? in the den?
You fuck the GIRL,
hahah he was just holding her tits and standing there..watta man:)
THEY STOLE MY IDEA,not the chair but the movement of side to side,...assholes
Ugggggg! It looks like a dentist's chair. It needs velvet or leather upholstery! :D
it almost looks like an old dentist chair.
Something tells me this is aimed primarily at the elderly market....
it really was inevitable really, i mean they have stair lifts and eletric weelchairs, makes logical sense, old people wanna fuck just like everyone else i spose...
though it does pose the question where you would keep it though, i would say a cuboard but then how ya gonna get it out if your too frail to fuck by your self, spose you could leave it out and invite some friends round, if your ballence the cheese dip on it then it would make a brilliant conversation pece at a party haha
hahaha.finaly..i was getting sooo tired of actualy moving to have sex when the asina...in all thier genius created a chair just for me!!!!,.....weeeeeeee!!!!!!..hahaha common guys....no cure for cancer???
I want one!
There are better chairs out there.. "love swings" ... this one is big! and butt ugly!
5/5 for the hot girl
I'll buy one of those if the girl comes with it.
lol if you bought that what would they geust think when they see it?
well they made somethin for handycaped people too go china
Wow! That's definitely the best invention EVER made, it even kicks the wheel's ass!!!
LOL u hav to love those japanese and their creativity
Lazy hardly, takes more work to get all the pieces of the chair into differnt positions then it would be just to get on a fucking bed and do it the right way.
Do they have a down payment plan?
LOL! Lazy basturds!
god i fucking love those wacky asians
haha wow xD
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