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A magician, Ursula Martinez, shows a basic magictrick....with a twist.
this is just art..
Not enough content for me to reach orgasm.
you know you guys are pretty fucking stupid for saying that is not talent...you know these people bagging on her are probably 13 year olds that can't even get it up or a bunch of fat losers that still live with there mom and have never gotten laid in there life and never will and if you say that she had all the rags stuffed in those places from the beginning umm then question...where did all the other fucking rags go you dumb mother fuckers...so next time you bag on something why dont you actually pay attention to the details on the subject you are degrating to a lower point...and that ends my rant for the day...see ya cum guzzloing mud wrastling stalions
she is on the rag........Get it the rag
the hankerchiff was in her right hand the whole time i know how to do that trick but i dont pull it out of my ass.. lol
I think she might have a penis hide inside her
ok body but fugly around the face... looks like someone's been hitting her with an ugly stick...
I would've enjoyed it more if it weren't for her retarded facial expressions...
that lady is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmm. I'm kind of clueless on whether that was a good show or a bad one......
I wonder if the last one was in her fanny?
average stripper + average magician = AWESOME SHOW
Well, thats the 1st time the trick has been done THAT way.
BTW, she knows what she looks like but had the balls to do it naked anyway.
Its obvious that she could care less about what anyone has to say.
lol... i seen everyone saying she pulled it from her twat. lol it was no where near it.. it was in her hand. and ive seen 5 year olds do tht trick better.. its gay she can do one trick and said ill get naked and they let her on.. WTF...
Lol I know how to do that trick, i used to be able to do it, you can buy them in the states somewhere (Is Canadian) its a fake thumb, all you do it stuff the pretty red flag into the thumb, and when you push in your fingers for the last time, it goes on your thumb and poof! magically disapears, some magic trick... lol
urm.. that was quite bad... she only knew 1 trick... im gonna go look to see if there is a clip of this REAL naked magician ive once seen...
pulling razor blades outa ya.. *ahem* womans place, is good magic...
i wonder if she does birthday partys?
"you have to admit though, she does look rather man-ish"
shes fuckin shot
For her next trick she plays a little game of
hide the sausage
She always puts her hands together when she is getting the handkerchief out, as if she hides it in her right palm or something, and also i geuss she is switching between two handkerchiefs while she gives us her back.
damn i live in mtl and i miss that shit i bet next year there'll be someone who undress in like 1 sec and redress at the same speed
LOL! i knew it!!
wow 3 tricks!!!!!!!
1. the disappearing hanky
2. the disappearing clothes
3. doing the same thing for almost 5 mins, and still keeping the audience.
still good tricks those first two.
i can only do one of em, but at least i do it quicker :P
hey look i made my virginity dis appear...im a magician to
were the pelvic thrusts necessary, lmao!
i wonder if how she jus one day decided she wanted to learn how to strip and do magic at the same time...
Come on, admit it - none of you "guys" who are pissing and moaning about how she looks have ever actually seen a woman naked - FOR REAL. Plenty of naked guys (like your fathers), but no actual WOMEN, right?
No need to answer, your comments answer the question just fine.
Sure she is no plastic titted, air brushed, playboy model, but you guys will be lucky to see a woman as attractive as that naked - in person (not on porn sites) - ONCE in your entire miserable lives.
And if you do, it will only be because you accidentally spied on the WOMEN's changing room when you were looking for some sugar daddy to ass fuck you.
dude all you need is a naked lady with a trimmed snatch and you got all the viewers in the world. wonder what else she gots hidden in her chon chon
..... i cant even say anything ive seen better magic on a bum...
hmmmm...i think she swallowed the napkins and the others were planted there so it looked like they just appeared there...but other than that it was great...it was really well done...nudity...=).
meh... its female, its not THAT bad...
I'd hit it.
what the hell! theres good naked and theres bad naked. magic while naked is BAD NAKED! and this "girl" doesn't have a "good naked"
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)......
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)......
Wow... Now that's magic!!! :)
1.000.000 out of a 1.000.000, í've seen a lot but this has got to be 1 of the coolest things ever.....
>_> I'd hit it.
lmao she pulled it out her ass in the end and shes not bad lookin either
I liked it. I'd fuck her. And as I've said before, unless you can do better and submit it...then shut up and stop hating
women + nudity = magic! that's the trick
..........she's ugly, her facial expressions make me want to kill myself, and her tricks are 2nd rate. 1/5
hey um she just pulled a napkin out of her....thing....
lol wow... kinda wierd and very kinky at the same time.. but i agree with tagnizkur she does have a manly body
dude,,, she has a manly body... very broad shouldered.... eeeeek...
oh .. it has humor in it .. it belongs to SpikedHumor indeed ..
Can't wait to see her sword swallowing trick :)
the music and her acting is so corny..... i'm just going to say that she's not attractive to me....
very slow act as well..... still quite the awesome..
I'd love to see what the dickheads who think she has a bad body look like. You've all been watching too much porn...you all want your women looking cloned. For fucks sake, she did a magic trick naked..as if you would have the balls to do that. I loved it.
I kept waiting for her to pull out the rabbit , I could see its ears !
i knew she has magic vagina
Hehe she wasn't really that hot lol but ok trick I guess
black majik X_X
hmmm...interesting. but i thought it was only the asians that did crazy nude/sex stuff
thats not my snot on that red tissue......
that was fuked up
her facial expressions were gay as hell
What's annoying madam kage, is ruining it for others. If people really want to know they won't mind working for it. Seems you enjoyed wasting your time on it! "To be nice i fixed it"??? I fuckin' posted it!
Did you not get enough attention as a child to give props when they're due? Really, it's not that difficult for others. Just you.
or maybe not just you...
/1|2(_)5, every OTHER letter my friend would say "The trick..." Was that too complicated? So sorry.
YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!! gg kage lol
For those who are smart enough to scroll down and find the solution to someone else's post, here you are. ;)
Syphalis's DECIFERED post (without grammar correction :P)
The thefak is done by using a fake hollow plastic finger.
I simply hold the plastic finger in my left hande and tuck the kercheif the.
Then I stick my finger
in trick efinger to wear it and nobody can tell it is fak
Then as it is hidden in my clothes I pull out the kercheif from under in plastic finger and so --> voila!
The trick is done by using a fake hollow plastic finger. I simply hold the plastic finger in my left hand and tuck the kercheif in. then I stick my finger
in the fake finger by using it and nobody can tell it is fake. Then as it is hid...
in the fake finger to wear it and nobody can tell it is fake then as it is hidden in my clothes I pull out the kercheif from under the plastic finger and so
syphalis, you really like annoying people don't you???
To be nice, I fixed it -_- Sooooo annying -_-
i'd hit it
Yeah she looked pretty goofy up there.
yep, if you gonna strip in public, use a razor indeed
Eww.. She couldn't even move at all. And all those annoying faces.
"i did not like this for 3 reasons:
first, she is about 40. way past her prime.
second, she has small tits and an aging body.
and third, that middle-aged pervert in the audience was my dad. haha, j/k~!
hahahahahahahah, i no poof, but this wasnt entertaining at all.
HOW THE TRICK IS DONE...
Sorry if it's long, but some want to know, and some might not.
For those of you wondering how I did the trick read on. If you don't want the effect to be ruined for you, STOP READING NOW.
Begin at the first letter (T) reading every other letter until the arrow. then go back read every other letter starting from the second letter (i)
Tihne tthreifcakk iesfdionngee bryt uoswienagr ai ftaakned hnoolbloodwy pclaanstteilcl fiitnigsefra. Ik stihmepnlays hiotlids thhied pdleansitnimcy fcilnogtehre isnI mpyu llelfotu htatnhde aknedr tcuhceki tfhfer koemrucnhdeeirf tihne. tphleans It sitcifcikn mgye frianngdesro -->voila!
boooooooo!!! The Milks gone bad!!!
everyone saying how basic that trick was... well then how did she do it someone plz explain!!!
and she is a nice girl not saying that she is stunning but she deffently aint ugly, who ever thinks that is ugly has to stop dl'n porn and spend that time to actually look at real women except taking photos of them with there phone camera to show there other geeky friends
Nazz is outzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
give her a tan.... put her hair down and then were talking
thoes excessive facial expressions made me worry more about her stocking me than anyhting else... quite strange
^Thats what a man with boobs look like.
Nice post. That's what a normal woman looks like. Not like all of these
plastic internet porn chicks that you've all become accustom to. For those
posting negative comments I worry that you are in for a lonely future.
I'll bet you would have been happy if they would have zoomed in for a
gyno shot at the moment she was pulling the kerchief out of her puss.
I'd hit that..... WITH A CAR
.....uhh...-_-; wow...you guys are odd, cant anyone just be amazed at the sight they just been bestowed upon? I mean come on a girl just make a hankerchief disappear and she pulled it out of her snatch, now honestly how many of you can actually say you have actauly done that? but first you would have to pull the dick out of your asses
She had real charisma, no pretty face or big jugs or round buns can replace that.. :P
the act is pretty cool ->4/5
it was a crap act but how can anyone say she is fat?
lol it was gay but did u see the old men just staring..lol classic
So officially, what is she? A magician or a stripper?
stupid fat ugly slut what a waste of time
THAT WAS THE TRIPPYEST SHIT EVER:|
uh man she was gross i knew she was going to pull that shit out of her bush
..... i really dont know what to say but hi :-)
nasty...what a butch. if i wanted to see dog ugly naked middle aged women i'd go to a nude beach. don't post this shit on here
1/5 for body, 0/5 for trick. the act could use some spicen up. other then that just for gettin naked on stage an for being 40 i'll give an aplause.
all i gotta say is that last has been defiled... it'll smell like fish forever now thanks to that hag.
All I could say when she pulled the last piece out was "must be that time of the month"
Also she needs to work out more if she's gonna be doing nude stuff
1. ugly bitch
2. shitty stripper
3. shitty magician
she deserves to be lynched by the bloods AND crips and beaten to death in an alleyway at 2 am
She pulled it out of her pussy?????? im amazed :D, but you always saw her waving her hands near the place she hid it on, u guys saw that?
Are you gay?
Was that a guy?
go to http://rapidshare.de/files/28556078/Gala_JPR_2006.avi.html for a clearer copy of that trick
if she was hot i wouldnt even care about the tricks
so... she pulled out a scarf out of yer vagina and rectum... i wonder how hard it is to hide them there.
wtf, this was one of the most annoying magic tricks ive ever seen. her facial expressions make you lose interest right away, and lady please ur in public learn how to use a razor.
not great, really. but she has guts for doing it.
omg the end...she pulled it out of her pussay...and she was nasty...and ahhhh wow....ok im done
beggars can't be choosers...
"For all you little poofters out there who didn't like her, get a life ...better yet get a girl for god's sake! That was good... no great! Hazahr for her and her magic trick ( singular ) ! "
If you have a girl and liked her then you must have one ugly girl lol. That chic was nasty, end of story.
hilarious.... aaaaand awesome
duh, she was hiding it in her shoes
^^ Agreed AND... what the hell.
Only in Montreal. I thought it was a great trick, and a great act.
Would have been better if she was hot and could do better tricks...
wtf is wrong with you people? Nudity and sexuality are not shameful. Bunch of fucking trolls on this site.
where does the flag go... i dont get it.
she likes like that manly chick from 50 first dates
shes butt ugly, but i must say that the nudity has a purpose: it makes the "basic" magic trick that much cooler... at the end, she doesn't even move her hands near her thong/pussy
sivoph ^^a racist and sexist yet no one says poop is it because he is speaking about a white girl who is not having sex with a black guy
I got sumthing this chick can hide and it anit no red flag
wow. lame, same boring trick, just her removing an item of clothing every time and then her pulling out a red cloth that shes stuffed in her vagina through that entire time, doesn't amuse me.
plus the thing she does after she makes the clothes dissappear pissed me off i don't know why.
rofl at the facial expressions
ummmmm yeeee that was realy just stupidd waste of a time watchin thatt 0.1/5
funniest shit with a normal woman daring to show her 'non-assets' yet get laughs from old ladies with dentures on
that was amusing, maybe nexttime she'll do it with a batton. lol no im kidding i'd want someone a tad thinner to do that one.
funky music though and i guess its too much to ask for a girl that is hot AND is good at magic tricks
being naked all alone in front of that huge audience, now thats a brave woman
The real trick would be if she was magically able to give any of the men in the crowd boners
she kept pulling her rag out, lol
For all you little poofters out there who didn't like her, get a life ...better yet get a girl for god's sake! That was good... no great! Hazahr for her and her magic trick ( singular ) !
bwa ha ha ha . LOL :) . Now THAT would be naked magic :)
Yeah the pelvic thrusts killed any chance of even getting a semi.
Yep , the whole show seems not right , she has no talent , she is no stripper and not a professional illusionist . The whole idea is to shock those watching it and make a cheap laugh in the end . Shocking allright , but not sexy or entertaining .
Her smile , winking and manly pelvic moves are really ... shall I say disturbing ?
this would be better if she had clothes on
it was interesting that the camera zoomed on the men watching the show....I guess somebody was afraid the chick may have some "precious" stuff dissapeared while performig the magic stripping :)) something like a side effect :))
"Naked magic tricks, thats the greatest thing i've ever seen!!!
I would have paid anything to be in the front row."
Then you haven't watched naked (FEMALE) gymnastics
she didnt pull that thing from her ass...more like from her muff
Now I shall make her virginity disappear
wow, worst magician ever. That's a $2 trick.
a facelift would give her carreer a boost
Where the fuck did my dick go? give with back! oh, its in your pussy.
how do you upload games? i'm new
the show would have been better if the chick was hotter!
at least let your hair down, love.
Strippers nowadays eh?
And yeh, something not quite right about her.
AND not even a semi.
I just dont know......
That chick was nasty. By the way her body frame is, it looks like maybe she was a guy at one point in time.
i give her 3 magic thumbs up 2 you can see the othere well ummm ill let her see that one good stuff
She's not shy at all... and holy shit.. she pulled a scarf out of her ass... *sigh*.
^^ wtf is wrong with you fags, shes got a great body
Naked magic tricks, thats the greatest thing i've ever seen!!!
I would have paid anything to be in the front row.
nudity is like pizza when its good it's real good and when it's bad it's still pretty good.
I'd let her hide something of mine!
Im gonna say id fuck her
paul daniels noooooooooooooooooooooo
"Wtf, i wonder how Just For Laugh festival had accepted that O_O"
Were the fuck you think we live in mao china and you probelly didnt see that cock show last year was lots more explicit
wow scarred for life 1/5 just for seeing that chick naked
she should go on a diet and exercise a lot before she does any more tricks.
bad magican, bad stripper...
Wtf, i wonder how Just For Laugh festival had accepted that O_O
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