By now, you have surely noticed the giant box to the right that says "Platinum". FEAR NOT! We now offer a premium PLATINUM membership option for all of our users, in addition to our existing Free Member account option. For a small subscription fee, you will get access to the greatest features that the adult corner of the Internet has ever offered. No matter how experienced a member is, they will have noticed the "buffering" times associated with online streaming. This is due to an ever-increasing demand from thousands of users, which are all using the same bandwidth channel from us. As a Platinum Member, you will gain access to a dedicated and faster line so that you will not have to wait or see the "buffering" screen. Do bouncing-titty ads bother you while you`re enjoying a video? We got rid of `em for Platinum Members. There are lots more great features that Platinum offers; to see all of the Platinum benefits, check out the registration page.
However, should you choose not to upgrade, your daily "regimen" shall not be unnaturally disturbed by our new PLATINUM membership option. We`re not changing anything about the regular Free Member accounts and for most, Platinum will be quite the luxury. If you are still not interested in a Platinum membership, you can create a Free Member account from the registration page. Free member accounts still have full access to SpankWire`s entire library, the ability to post comments, and the ability to upload/host videos, so essentially nothing has changed for free members.
P.S. - For all you naysayers who don`t understand how internet hosting or running a website works, we`d be more than happy if you`d foot the bandwidth bill with your pocket change... if it`s the size of a trust fund, because that is what it would take, each month. Bandwidth costs are higher than ever and streaming video sites that don`t have "Youtube-like" investors need a way to keep the service going. In short, don`t be a bitch.
Remember, going Platinum is much cheaper than flowers, dinner, and a movie! :-)
REMINDER: A 1-year membership works out to roughly 20 cents per day, which simply covers the cost of using extra bandwidth and getting your name taken off of our advertisers` list! Rest assured, you are NOT paying for the public user uploads that are already readily available for free to all viewers of SpankWire.com, regardless of account status.
- SpankWire Staff