...so like, what if the controls hey-wire while ur doing the nasty, and like all of a sudden u go lighting speed, and ur cock is so big u go right thru her? can u be convicted of murder? Thats like some hardcore shit, and what about a bukake machine..maybe they should invite something to help them bukake better, such as spray guns where they shoot rounds and rounds of jeez, thats crazy shit.

You have got to be fucking with me! You're telling me it's the JAPANESE who fucking figure out a lazy way to have sex?!? God damn. You'd think the americans would be the ones to figure out how to have sex with the least amount of effort but no it's the Japanese. And what they hell, people say the intimacy is being taken out of sex, when it's the fucking chair grinding you into each other. Now someone explain what happens in the oral sex positions, is there little extensions(no pun intended) that reach out and guide the tongue or head to make sure things are done right? I don't think so. "So how does this work?" "Oh just stick your tongue in there and the machine does all the work" "Oh okay" God. . .would probably be cheaper just to have them both sit on an old washing machine, you know the kind, that basically moves ten feet every time a load of laundry is done.

hahaha.finaly..i was getting sooo tired of actualy moving to have sex when the asina...in all thier genius created a chair just for me!!!!,.....weeeeeeee!!!!!!..hahaha common guys....no cure for cancer???

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well they made somethin for handycaped people too go china

god i fucking love those wacky asians