Short Story:

• Dreaming about chicks that represent updates
• We've answered your deepest desires and made it much simpler to download videos at your leisure.
• Also, we've added the option for downloading in “mobile 3GP” format

Long Story:

It was cold and rainy in the dream as well.

There wasn't a soul around, save for the polite lady in the MSN pop-up box. Always wanting to talk, but strange that I didn't have an MSN account. The love was simple enough, she'd stay for as long as a man could ask. However, if you wanted her to “DOWN” your “LOAD”, you would be hard pressed to figure out how to coax her into such a state.

Not today, though. Today was different. The “DOWN'D LOAD” would be easier to obtain, less elusive. Afterwards, she'd never leave. Forever in the warm, magnetic embrace of my “hard drive”. We would always be available for each other.

I awoke with a start. A cold sweat (or something) had soaked through my clothes. I needed to get out of bed so I rolled over, only to feel something hard beneath my chest. I reach down in confusion and pulled out my Blackberry. My eyes still hazy and my mind in a dreamy daze, I struggled to examine my phone. I slowly remembered an easier “downloading” or something of similarity. Observing my mobile phone again, I saw a video pre-loaded from Spankwire’s MOBILE DOWNLOADS. I didn't recall having any media on my phone so I was a bit curious.

The play button revealed a fresh, 3GP encoded video of my girlfriend and I. A video we had recently uploaded to our favorite adult website, the “youtube of porno”, Spankwire.com. The haze cleared and I remembered EASILY finding and downloading our video onto my mobile phone. Thanks Spankwire!

- Joe the Plumber, avid Spankwire fan