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This is not from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. This is a classic Hong Kong Category III film called The Eternal Evil of Asia. The actors are Lee Wah-yuet (female) and Tsui Kam-long. Category III movies were a combination of over the top violence and soft-core sex. They were mainstream cinema in Hong Kong, some winning top prizes at the Hong Kong Film Awards (Hong Kong's version of the Academy Awards).
those sound effects...
weird shit like
ooo this is really hot
This is amazing hot!
my dick is soo confused.
lol by far one of the coolest fighting scenes out there
Wow thats pretty old, i remember i had this long ago.
So thats how the Chinese have sex... Hmmm
I remember when I did the Invincible wheel. Though on the back tho, but so worth it!
love the sound effects! haha
HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN. LOL
hahahaha dats da shit ryt der lmao
the japanese movie is called kunoichi, its crazy, lightning from nipples, a girl tkes an attack in her vagina and spits it back double. nutty stuff.
are u fuckin kidding me that clip is funny as hell
0:34 made me lawl
Glad i didnt play in that movie, i'd look straight stupid tryin to have sex with a girl with thise moves
Don't angry please! this movie is make a big joke with anybody.it's very very old film .
i have problem:why i can't speak chinese in this website?
omg !! this was the best clip i've ever seen..
this movie was filmed in the 90s...it was from some HK 3 rated movie...
this shyt was retarded, i mean that in a good way XD
This is a scene from Chinese Torture Chamber Story...the movie has a lot more crazier shit than this
I think it is a old porn flick called Chinese Ghost Story!! But it is awsome you should see the whole thing...
WTF! That was the best thing I have seen in a long time.
Those funny Chinese people always screwing around with Kunt Fu.
( Pun intended ). Me personally I would have used Wu Tang Magic Wang
on her followed by cream of some young guy.
mow that was sum funny shit!!!!!!!!! thxs 4 it
that was fucking funny, but who made it?
man this guy lasted less than five min..i guess it might be true what they say about asians down there maybe they should export thier womans here in the us than thier cars..
hahahahahaha max power watches porn on SBS
you have to be aussie to get it
i think we have established its not from CTHD...
still.... wish i could do that
I dont know what this is really called as i saw it about 10 years b4 crouching tiger on SBS (australian channel)
actually, its called "crouching woman, hidden penis"
i got wood
A very old clip but wouldn't hurt to watch it again after a very long time...
This has almost nothing to do with crouching tiger hidden drago, other than the fact that they're both similar styles or whatever
lmao thats some funny
But who won the fight?
i mastered the invincible wheel
where the fuck what the fuck that was great
haha the wonder screw was the tits.
yay! now who says the Japs are crazy...
i'd hit that...multiple times...wire work or no
thatwas the funyet thingi ever seen lmfao
ouch, how sore wud they b aftr tht!!!
That was fucking hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright Alright, I Admit It, I Invented The Wonder Screw...
5/5 That Was Funny As Hell..
invincible wheel was AWE-SOOOME
That was amazing... Where can i find their dojo? I wouldn't mind learning that.
that's probably mainstream porn, too
K-O : Killer Orgasm
^^ go fuck yourself ddsclub - you should be banned from this site - who gives a shit about the stupid site you always write
lol that so stupid its actuallyy hallarious
asian cinema comes out with some wierd but halarious things
no shit o.o..i really do wonder how they come up with these things lol
wow just wow
this is the funniest thing i ever saw in my life. its killing me. aaaaaaaa. lolololo
uh.i dont- what?
Yes very hot chick. very strange scene though.
The chick was hot, for some reason it was a turn on when he was screwing her on the tree. She was one of very few hot asian girls, porn level... Actually chinese girls are very hot compared to japanese. Bleh there's allways very few hot girls from any nationality.
it's fake of course.
funny... hot... what could be better?
I cant be sure, But i think that may be faked...
Looks funny tho
Haha at least its porn with a decent plot line thats funny, unlike some stuff that exists in this world that come from the west.
lol incredible sex kinda like when i get intoxicated and fight drunk chicks X_X
am chinese yet still this is stupid. this will take the whole damn house down.
What. The. Fuck. Lol, intense fantasy though..
that made me want to be fucked hard.
interesting....Im so happy to be a lesbian
he was yucky, but she was pretty.
Fucking clasic man! I give it a A+.
wtf, i want all the moves especially the invincible wheel, but its kinda impossible to do
That definatly brings new meaning to "Fuck Me fucken dead"
She Has Great tits though . but a horrible face. i guess ill just have to get the brown paper bag out
Man, that would be fun as hell!
i like invisible mouth
LOL that's hilarious!!
holy shit that's some serious ramming
30bottles of beer+viagra+hot sex= ejaculation
not even cool.
Its just cool.
LOL!!! that's fucked up.
girl has full bush, yum yum
OMFG THAT WAS FUNNY!!! HE STARTED SPINNING!!!! LMAO
dammit now i'm horny
Ejaculation!!!! That's hilarious!
Lol that there is some funny ass shit lol
I think we all know who won that fight!
HAHAHAHA "Invincible Wheel"
I would watch porn all day if they were like this
Wow, they spent alot of money on what pretty much is a porno
It's old erotic movie what do you expect???
its okay... pretty good...
Man, damn, ima go to the country that made this movie and fight each of all the girls there. They might, u know, give me an "ORAL ATTACK". The spinning wheel is odd to look at. Still this movie clip is funny as hell.
Think George Lucas is mad they used his phaser sound effects? hehe. Fucking hillarious movie clip. I got a good laugh at it shit.
ROFL I love the sound effects.
that was swet i want to do that lol
whoever the fuck thought this was crouching tiger never even saw it ...stupid fucks
what a waste of time
Wang Chung Wins
LMFAO WTF thats hilarious
WOW! hillarious! hahahha!
This certainly isnt Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Its one of the budget x-rated movie created in Hong Kong during the early 90's..Itz lame but interesting at the same time..enjoy..
I just cant find the words...........................................
PORN AND KUNG FU
WHAT COULD BE BETTER....
STOP!!! YOURE KILLING HER..
who here wanked over that?
I'm in awe of that man.
dumbass... that crap was on stileproject and so many other sites so long ago. don't know if you were trying to be funny or really believe that to be a deleted scene cuz it's amazing how it doesn't match up to the movie in any way shape or form..
okay, definitely chinese ok!!! i dun wanna hear any japan japan. that guy is a famous chinese actor.. (r a bit notorious). DEFINITELY CHINESE.. i watched his other movie also sumthin like this.
Technically not a repost but a much longer and better quality version has been posted:
^^ Had to put a line break between "articles/" and "8900/" because it was stretching the page.^^
hahahha i saw this movie..omg almost died LOL
Chinese Ghost Story 3?
the invincible wheel was the funniest part!!!!!!
Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina
that is fn hilarious
she is hot
Why can't i find a chick to fuck like that?
Gan Ni Ne
LMFAO!!! Thats greatness!!
HAHAHA i dont know where to begin. it was just so random and odd, well nice tits, wonder screw, best attack. i liked his pony tail too if anyone noticed that, and his ejaculation lmfao it was great how it rained sparks down from the tree it hit... sigh.. azns.... xD
Great sfx too xD
i fuck like that all the time hahaha funny sound effects
what the hell?
LOL i've seen that somewhere before just dont remember where >_>
stupid chinks,nips,gooks or w/e this garbage came from, all their pussies are belong to our dick.
LOL THAT WAS FUNNY THO AND IT KINDA LOOKS FUN! LOL JK! XD
dude that movie was in cantonese/mandarin... thus it was chinese, not japanese :P
aZn priDe :)
fine ass chick. that could be me......i want the [ejaculation]....I WANT THAT!!!
proud to be asian!
wow love the sound fx
im fucking loveing the asian shit...DAM I LOVE THEM ASIAN GIRLS!
haha thats hilarious
HA! Gotta love those cheesy porns. Those first couple sound effects kinda confuse me... And I am so gonna go try that Invincible Wheel one.
Yeah, beware of the Oral Attack.
Agree w/caustic.. But it has to last long.....
Too much time on their hands, and not getting laid enuff!
Wow.. thats gotta be the funniest porn ive ever seen lol.. i have no idea what would provoke people to make such a video haha
As the others said- this is not Crouching Tiger. Don't make assumptions just because of he kung fu, dipshits.
I found what movie this is really from
Chinese Torture Chamber
it's a borderline porn movie as you can plainly see
yeah that was funny.
Must have hurt his dick :)
hahaha "Invincible wheel", "wonderful screw". Shaolin Style!!!
LOL! what the hell is wrong with these people..well, atleast they make me laugh
The sound effects were hillarious.
rough sex is great isn't it?
bloody japs, they got the sick minds
So do they know what the hell's wrong with the Chinese yet?
"WONDER SCREW!" lol
TT; that ain't Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Bastards
Hahaha no mater how many times I see this I always chuckle. :D
lol! looks lyk smthn frm a video game
I loved the sound effects, hahhaa
I've seen a slightly wackier movie than that. That was a jap movie called Lady Ninja (in English obviously, dont know the original jap title). The 'good' guys were a small sisterhood of female ninjas that use sex to beat evil (all composed of men). Very funny movie, way funnier than this vid. But that was apparently the last part to a series, this might be a scene from the previous parts...
Fuck thats to much like work fucking like that. Give me soft warm bed and a women with a hot tight pussy! l
I believe (since the video itself was released before the movie) after the movie was released, it circulated with the "appropiate" ;) title, "Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina".....
Lol thats stupid crap
lmao what the fuck? it's funny as hell though.
that shit was fucking stupid
This is not Crouching Tiger you mofo, but it's awesome anyway :)
my god..........if that wasnt the funnest shit
That was the funniest shit ever
who...............the................fuck.............made this...................anybody know? it's just too fuckin weird.
that asian bitch is fine like a motha fucka too.
This is way older than Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon though...
Hahaha, that was fucking awesome. I want to try out the Invincable Wheel!
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